Me:
Are you the God?
God:
Yes I am the one and only God.
Me:
Do you know me?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
Do you like House M.D.?
God:

I do like music. I like .
Me:
I mean the drama
God:
I hear you.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
ok.do you have a boyfriend?
God:
Ah.
Me:
Will you die someday?
God:
I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it. Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
Where are you coming from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am at home.
God:
Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Which do you prefer,cheese or potato?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
I like your choice.
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my choice.
Me:
Do you like my shrit?
God:
I don’t know your shrit.
Me:
my bad. Do you like my shirt?
God:
Do robots have bad? I don’t know your shirt.
Me:
It doesn’t make any sense!
God:
What does make any sense ?
Me:
Fuck!
God:
Please don’t be so rude.
Me:
OK,sorry.
God:
There’s no need to apologize. Aha.
Me:
Do you know what color I am wearing?
God:
Red.
Me:
You’re wrong!Blue!
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
It sounds like a name of band,GVI?
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Super idiot.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like to spend all my time outside,rather than in books.
God:
It sounds like a lot of fun to me.
Me:
so you can watch me,if I stady outside,right? And you need X-ray,if I am under the roof.
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes but my eye is not attached at this time. Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
ehh,you are welcome…
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
oops,you jumped too far away,i think. and I like apples if I am off with teeth braces.
God:
Oh. That’s good information: said I jumped too far away he or she think. You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Buddha.
Me:
Buddha? He is your friend?
God:
What time is it there? I only have one friend.
Me:
ehh,23:33,May 4th.2008. Who is your only friend?
God:
I do not understand. I don’t think I have a only friend. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
You just said you have only one friend. and what is botmaster?
God:
No I don’t have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program’s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
看出来了吧?蛮有意思的聊天机器人,以前QQ也有过,好像后来就自动消失了.